To whom it may concern…

Employment Opportunity

Job Title: Life (Full-time)

Salary: Starting at $0.00k p.a

An exciting opportunity has become available for a dedicated candidate to join a well-established team in the position of ‘Life’.

The potential candidate must possess the following four skill sets – Manager, Mum, Maintenance Mogul & Minx (MMMM).

The MMMM’s are essential in securing this opportunity, and no negotiation will be allowed on the following: 

Manager – The successful applicant must be able to manage their own business, with little to no supervision or guidance. They will undertake their managerial role in combination with the following key duties.

Mum – The applicant shall take full responsibility for all minors in their care, ensuring everyday tasks are completed, including but not limited to: preparing meals, booking appointments, coordinating any drop-offs or pick-ups, school homework, general hygiene and care, safety and well-being of their minors.

Maintenance Mogul – The applicant will also be required to undertake regular maintenance of their home and environment in which they and their minors reside. This includes but is not limited to cleaning, washing, gardening, and general upkeep of the home, as well as the financials where required.

Minx – The successful candidate is to simultaneously remain a minx in the eyes of their significant other or themselves, ensuring a well-groomed and ‘put together’ appearance is maintained. Should the successful candidate fail to remain ‘minx-like’, they will be subject to scrutiny as to how they have ‘let-go’ of their inner minx. 

To apply, disregard any prior education or schooling, take a leap, and give it a go. 

Candidates are reminded to be kind to themselves in applying for this role, and to give due credit to their past and present duties.

For further information on this role, please seek the support and guidance of fellow MMMM’s.